I have 4 pairs of underwear! one is called Monday, one is called Tuesday, one is called Wednesday, and the last one is called Thursday! hahaha. I AM SERIOUSLY JOKING! but my cousin told be that in ns (ocs) he use one pair of underwear for 4 days. Front, Back. Then overturn it, front then back again. hahaha. sick huuuh. like eeeeewwww. hahaha.

mahn. its been so long and you cant get over ________. you are hopeless.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What to prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra

Q: Where do you get virgin wool from?
A: Ugly sheep.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann-other mosquito!

yesyes, i coped the jokes from amanda. haha. now copyright fees though XP hahaha.
gotta start finding time to write letters maahn. i feel really so weird not writing letters. the ritual monday writing is like gone. hahaha. must get back to it again XP. hahahaha. yeaah. (:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Martin Luther King, Jr.:I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Joseph Stalin:I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.

Dr. Seuss:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!

Colonel Sanders:I missed one?

Juniors

yeup, this post is dedicated to my juniors. haha. (and me XP) haha. pictures from induction laar. haha. thats them up there.

the king of the universe. hahaha.

mr corny collins and a unknown girl. heheh. joking XP

yeup. we're slackers. and proud to be. haha

Warning! ultimate emo post.

yeah...if life were a pack of cards, she would be the queen of my heart...
shes seriously driving me insane. boyboy. stop for a moment. slap yourself...good...now wake up...thats better. now listen:
1) you and her = impossible
2) mission first my friend. mission first.
3) keep it at friends. its much better that way.
4) UNPLUG THE DOUBLE A BATTERY FROM MY LIFE!
haha. no one will understand point four except someone.
haha. thats not making any sense either.
maahn. get your priorities right.
i feel like writing letters! hahaha. finally something to cheer me up.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wen Jie!

1. The most dangerous form of Wen Jie is the bicycle.
2. Birds do not sleep in Wen Jie, though they may rest in him from time to time.
3. Wen Jie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Wen Jie.
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Wen Jie to reach the earth's core.
6. Lightning strikes Wen Jie over seven times every hour.
7. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Wen Jie.
8. The difference between Wen Jie and a village is that Wen Jie does not have a church!
9. Wen Jie cannot jump!
10. Wen Jie is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.

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haha, yeah its the crazy trivia thing again. haha. its just so amusing. XP (meet the seventh wonder of the world! haha)
anyway, we had a fireside in church today. watched a video. haha. it was a talk/fireside that this guy gave. his name is really really cool. it is...brace yourself...Brother...John....Bytheway. Yes read it out. haha. I'm not joking. haha. cool name yeah. haha. (oh brother bytheway how do this question?) haha. but he gave a splendid fireside.

Some Thoughts on how to improve your church experience:
Choose
Holy Sabbath
Unity
Respect/ read/ record
Covenent
Holy Ghost
and that spells church! haha.

Anyway yes. Latest Update. I'm the new Teacher's Quorum President. yupyup. That means loads of new responsibilities. (not forgetting BYC and APM on Sunday Morning now) haha. but yes, i am relishing the challenge and i am glad to have 2 ultra capable counsellors.
We will -help ourselves -help others
thats the aim people. Magnify the Priesthood and our calling.
And always always, keep ourselves clean and worthy in the sight of our God.

Good luck you o'level people. (: i'll be praying!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Casey!

1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Casey is 10:1.
2. Never store Casey at room temperature.
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Casey', hated Casey and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
4. Originally, Casey could not fly.
5. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Casey had to pay a special Casey tax!
6. Casey was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
7. In his entire life, Casey will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
8. The porpoise is second to Casey as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
9. Only one person in two billion will live to be Casey.
10. To check whether Casey is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Casey will sink, and fresh Casey will float.

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one more random thing. ahhaha