Why did the chicken cross the road?

Martin Luther King, Jr.:I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Joseph Stalin:I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.

Dr. Seuss:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!

Colonel Sanders:I missed one?