ahh. its 30th of Dec already. waait. actually its teh 31st since it is 3am in the morning staing over at my cousin's house now. chrismas is over but i still owe some peole presents. haha. talking bout presents, got some coo stuff this year. got this watch where the number 12 is at the number 1 position so it seems like the time is 1 hour late. meant to scare you so that yo will be early in the end. then got a iPod shuffle (finally and mp3) although i need more songs to fill it up. fifa manager 08 and some cool books. yes so i still have to give people their presents. for some people i gotsome stuff from japan for them. got some bookmarks from the movie Spirited Away so people, start watching the movie! its mystery bookmarks meaning i didn't know what scenes i got till i boght and opened up the pack. then for others well fo one other actually, i have been holding on to that present sincethe middle of this year. yups. finally going to upload the japan pics soon. haha. really can't wait for schoo and seminary! wheehee!

2nd thing i learnt in japan. in singapore, if you see an ugly girl you say: "she-man". but in japan if u see an ugly girl, it most probably IS a man. as in seriously. these things are common there. reaal creepy and freaky so watch out if u see a girl smiling at you. haha.
maahn. i'm really soo saad that i can't go italy. hiaaaz. what to do...
anyway, can't wait for seminary to start again. don't call me craazy hor. seminary is the best thing in the world. weell, one of the best things at least. haha. but now all the seniors, as in old loonatics casey, ben and trent are gone, so no one to talk crap to anymore. haha. gaah. so sad. haha. nvm at least i'm a senior next year. haha. although my juniors in nj are one uuh, how should i put it...one funny group. haha. oh well.

just got back from japan. haha. i'll upload the pictures some other day when i feel like it but this is what happened on the 1st day! well at least a lil bit of what happened. the toilets in japan are way cool really. couldnt take a picturte of it coz well...that would be kinda gross right? so anyway, on their toilet bowl, you can adjust the temperature of the seat. cool huh. then there is 2 buttons. one to have a water massage while attending to uuh, important buisnesses in the toilet. and after that the 2nd button washes ("showers") your glutus maximus. yup. cool? problem was, on the 1st day i didnt know how it worked so i pressed the shower button but nth happened. so i stood up and looked to see if something somewhere was stuck. and that was exactly when the friggin gadget had to come out and squirt me on the FACE. roaaar. its absolutely SICK. just imagine what lovely ob...okok. maybe i shouldnt go further. but yes that was one of the highlights, if i may call it so, on the first day. spent the rest of my time singing jap games and irritated my sis and bro. heheh.

set apart my councellors and secetary today. got to assist in the setting apart and mahn was that an experience. could feel the Spirit and the power as we Priesthood Brethren laid our hands together. wont ever forget it. going to the tokyo temple! cant wait. haha.

SADNESS

gaah. i definitely can't go to Italy already. so suuper sad. hiaz. hiazhiaz. suuper crap. but you know what? i think i'll still stay on anyway. (:

THE MUSICAL

yaaay! i found my efy cd! the one that has been lost since i dunno how long. so spent my whole day tiday listening to it. brought back soo much memories. i so looove the song "Perfect Love". gaah. those who were with me during the musical know that i cried everytime it was sung. (shh! haha) but yeaah. it brings back memories (: aiiya! i actually recorded the songs sung during the musical on my phone but now that my phone is goone....so are the songs. hiaz...I LOVE THE MUSICAL! MISSING IT

can't wait for japan! leaving on the 11th-18th Dec. aiyaar that means i will miss choir camp....craaaap! but yeup. will stock up on some kawaii gifts for people!

today was standard chartered marathon and everyone
1)If you just recovered, don't run.
2)If you feel sink during the run, STOP.
3)If you feel tired and hot, DON'T pour cold water over your head.

Or else you will get the horrible timing I got.

I have 4 pairs of underwear! one is called Monday, one is called Tuesday, one is called Wednesday, and the last one is called Thursday! hahaha. I AM SERIOUSLY JOKING! but my cousin told be that in ns (ocs) he use one pair of underwear for 4 days. Front, Back. Then overturn it, front then back again. hahaha. sick huuuh. like eeeeewwww. hahaha.

mahn. its been so long and you cant get over ________. you are hopeless.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What to prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra

Q: Where do you get virgin wool from?
A: Ugly sheep.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann-other mosquito!

yesyes, i coped the jokes from amanda. haha. now copyright fees though XP hahaha.
gotta start finding time to write letters maahn. i feel really so weird not writing letters. the ritual monday writing is like gone. hahaha. must get back to it again XP. hahahaha. yeaah. (:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Martin Luther King, Jr.:I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Joseph Stalin:I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.

Dr. Seuss:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!

Colonel Sanders:I missed one?

Juniors

yeup, this post is dedicated to my juniors. haha. (and me XP) haha. pictures from induction laar. haha. thats them up there.

the king of the universe. hahaha.

mr corny collins and a unknown girl. heheh. joking XP

yeup. we're slackers. and proud to be. haha

Warning! ultimate emo post.

yeah...if life were a pack of cards, she would be the queen of my heart...
shes seriously driving me insane. boyboy. stop for a moment. slap yourself...good...now wake up...thats better. now listen:
1) you and her = impossible
2) mission first my friend. mission first.
3) keep it at friends. its much better that way.
4) UNPLUG THE DOUBLE A BATTERY FROM MY LIFE!
haha. no one will understand point four except someone.
haha. thats not making any sense either.
maahn. get your priorities right.
i feel like writing letters! hahaha. finally something to cheer me up.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wen Jie!

1. The most dangerous form of Wen Jie is the bicycle.
2. Birds do not sleep in Wen Jie, though they may rest in him from time to time.
3. Wen Jie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Wen Jie.
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Wen Jie to reach the earth's core.
6. Lightning strikes Wen Jie over seven times every hour.
7. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Wen Jie.
8. The difference between Wen Jie and a village is that Wen Jie does not have a church!
9. Wen Jie cannot jump!
10. Wen Jie is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

haha, yeah its the crazy trivia thing again. haha. its just so amusing. XP (meet the seventh wonder of the world! haha)
anyway, we had a fireside in church today. watched a video. haha. it was a talk/fireside that this guy gave. his name is really really cool. it is...brace yourself...Brother...John....Bytheway. Yes read it out. haha. I'm not joking. haha. cool name yeah. haha. (oh brother bytheway how do this question?) haha. but he gave a splendid fireside.

Some Thoughts on how to improve your church experience:
Choose
Holy Sabbath
Unity
Respect/ read/ record
Covenent
Holy Ghost
and that spells church! haha.

Anyway yes. Latest Update. I'm the new Teacher's Quorum President. yupyup. That means loads of new responsibilities. (not forgetting BYC and APM on Sunday Morning now) haha. but yes, i am relishing the challenge and i am glad to have 2 ultra capable counsellors.
We will -help ourselves -help others
thats the aim people. Magnify the Priesthood and our calling.
And always always, keep ourselves clean and worthy in the sight of our God.

Good luck you o'level people. (: i'll be praying!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Casey!

1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Casey is 10:1.
2. Never store Casey at room temperature.
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Casey', hated Casey and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
4. Originally, Casey could not fly.
5. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Casey had to pay a special Casey tax!
6. Casey was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
7. In his entire life, Casey will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
8. The porpoise is second to Casey as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
9. Only one person in two billion will live to be Casey.
10. To check whether Casey is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Casey will sink, and fresh Casey will float.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

one more random thing. ahhaha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kandace!

1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Kandace.
2. If you blow out all the candles on Kandace with one breath, your wish will come true.
3. Kandace was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
4. It is impossible to fold Kandace more than seven times.
5. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kandace and compline!
6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Kandace.
7. Contrary to popular belief, Kandace is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
8. Kandace can last longer without water than a camel can.
9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Kandace!
10. Czar Paul I banished Kandace to Siberia for marching out of step.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

ok i was feeling bored, so i decided to go to my class blog and check out some of the stuff and found this link where i could do that. haha. next few targets, casey, and ben. watch out. mwahahaha. will blog again later! (:

just feeling real bored now. supposed to be checking chinese papers in school but our teacher is an hour late...so...haha. i shall do random things. and post random comics. haha.
i love my church. did i tell you that? i love my friends there. (:
anyway, yes! environmentalism! go green! haha. and give up on sudoku. haha. i gave up on mine! XP
haha. oh! but DOUBLE A batteries are good. haha. really good. tahts teh only exception to environmentalism. haha.
brb laaater.

ahh...General Conference on Sunday was nice. haha. the speakers were real funny and good. Especially liked the talks by Elder Octaviano Tenorio on the eternal plan of salvation through the temples of God, and his cries of "shower! shower!" haha. sorry. insider joke XP. then the talk by Elder Claudio D. Zivic.
Excerpts from his speech:

"I choose not to be an ordinary man; it is my right to be someone out of the ordinary, if I am able."

A man loses a lot of things
and sometimes finds them again,
but it's my duty to inform you,
and you'll do well to remember it,
if once your sense of shame gets lost
it will never again be found.

And also the talk by Elder Douglas L. Callister:
“If Brother Orson were chopped up in inch pieces, each piece would cry out, ‘Mormonism is true.’ (The same can be said of me)

You must know that you know that you know that these things are true.

there are so many other good talks but can't put all of them down can i.

haha. that was random. sorry. whoosh. went out bowling yesterday. haha. scored reaaal low. haha. not gonna say how low or you will laugh. haha.

gaah. SOMEONE said i wasnt blogging so there! went to school at 1 today for jingho's birthday celebration (HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANNO!) waited till 3pm before it started!!! can you believe it?! but i'm not angry. of course not! coz i'm a nice guy. haha. right? but still, SHE had better watch out. my patience is limited. (or else i'll be forced to deflate her ultra big ego). so exams is coming for me too. haha. good luck everyone! (including me. haha)

I LOVE PINK!

I am going to admit my love in life....

because.....

haha. but....


haHA. i think i'm going a little craazy. haha. must be assessment week la. the darn thing. haha. ben has been soo nice to remind me that his promos end right when my ass week starts. haha. well look at the name "ass week", and infer. haha. aah. gotta stuudy hard...havent been able to sleep well for the pass week. aah. better go and catch up on my sleep soon.
ALL THE BEST ALL YOU STUDYIN PEOPLE!
hope it makes sense....heheh

this is soooo gaay. haha.

Joke of the day:
Barack Obama (one of the presedential candidates) and Hillary Clinton were at a social event. Clinton walked up to Obama and sarcastically said, "Obama, if I were your wife, I would poison you." Obama smiled back and said, "And Hillary, if I were your husband, I would drink it. Trust me."

haha. k i guess you can tell that i am chao against clinton. well, at least hillary clinton. haha. fireside today in church was greaat. President Walters was sooo funny. hahaha. taught about missionary work. well along those linees. (:
i think i am going crazy. went running on monday and thursday, 8.5km each time, then went to swim on saturday for an hour. hahaha. going to do the same thing again this week.
You know i have reaaally changed alot. I just cant help realising that. soo much that its just shocking. haha. whatever happened to thaat smaall little quiet boyboy. the cute one. haha. although now still cute. haha.





i think my bro is reaal fuunny. (and FAAT!) haha. aah. got school again tomorrow. its reaal tiring. haha.
go study people kay people. study 1st then write letter hor. haha. (:

I LOOVE EFY CDs AND SOOONGS!
whatever it takes, perfect love, fearless heart.
i will make it

haha. this is soo gaay & fuunilee haha. the soldier is like crossing his finger and pretending to be happy to see clinton. hahaha. boo clinton yay romney! haha.

aaah. tomorrow is the laast day of seminary. cant belieeve it! i doont want it too end! boohoohoo! hahaha. aah. did soo badly for man & ideas. must start studying maahn...

Quote of the day:
They say you should pay your tax with a smile. I tried but they still wanted cash (:

gaah. don't feel like blogging. what ever happened to lg. i have a lg fridge but its not working!!! haha. finee laame. lamistry (coined by benjamin) haha. aah. i cant stand it. loose yourself in the work maahn. forget yourself. find the Lord. aah. the good me can hide my emotions reaally really well. hiaz.
I loove my church. I love my friends there. They have helped me alot even though they don't know. Just being in their company inspires me. gotta thank them. I LOOVE THE CHURCH! 5 yrs to the mission field!

Qoute of the day!, again on marriage XP:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!

haha. i think these quotes are quiteee nice. haha. don't you? don't you? haha. school today was quite fuun. ahha. kinda fell asleep during geog? whoops! but bio was quite fun. haha. reaal lame tks to jac and lawrence who are in my group. haha. liz claims shes not lame but.....haha. so yeah. some of the lame things that happened.We had to present on eye diseases today so the first disease was ritinitis pigmentosa and the brillant lawrance said that it was, pigMENTOSA and not pigSENTOSA. brillant huh. then jac was even better. haha.she asked me to go: "now that you have an EYE DEAR of what the diseases is about, do you have any questions?" haha. getitgetit? haha. like so lame. then liz was like, "then you can either ask your EYE pod or me if you have any questions"...haha. i was like drowning in laameness XP.

i hope they call me on a Mission!

Quote of the uh, day?, on marraige
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.(:

haha. kaays i decided to give the youth dance a lil more credit & air time. hahaha. i think its quite funny lar. like usually i will be rather, note i use the word rather not very, active during slow dances and stonee loads during fast dances but like nowadays, i am more active during fast daances than slow dances. grrr....i wanna slow dance. hahaha. well but the fast songs were nicee lar. casey manually fused a few songs together. did them quite well too. haha. then went totally craaazy during hairspray songs, its my life by bon jovi and ymca just to name a few songs! haha. then its like the 1st time i went into the circle and made a fool out of myself all tks to big ben who CARRIED me all the way into the circle. hahaha. all you people who didnt go for the dance seriousleeee missed out alot man. haha. youth dance rocks!
maan i cant believe i am actually 15! haha. took me 7mths for that to sink in...man i'm getting old. haha.
school today was soo dull. math, chinese, YUCKS, double chem, double yucks, and double english, yaaawn. haha. ah oh wells, at least sem was nice. haha.

fighting the dark...assure me...i can do it

youth dance was absolutely BRILLANT! all you people who didnt go missed out a lot. haha. went totally craazy jumpin' and groovin'. was reaaal great. haha. casey rocked the house as DJ maan. haha. but didnt get many slow dances. oh wells! hiaz. haha. and yes han just HAD to keep reminding me about my lack of hair on the head to shake...haha. well, but had loads of fun mingling with the other youths. well, its late. will post 2morrow!

i know you are trying real hard to get me. i wont give in. i will beat it.
fighting to be clean...needing assurance...

youth daancE! haha. cant wait. grr. there was the seminary party today and I had to leave early because of the blasted math camp. like HELLO! how can you have a camp for math! so the real sad and pityful me had to leave the fun behind and trudge to school. *siigh* but yeah. youth dance youth dance. haha.
oh yeaah. to you o'lvl peeeepeel, gooood luuck! jia you! ESSO and MOBILE having discount! haha. so go jia moore you! haha.

Seven years a wondering,
Not knowing where to go.
Till that glorious evening,
Your name I got to know.
That sweet, sweet smile,
I just can’t forget.
And your sparkling eyes
When we first met.
You melted this cold heart of ice,
Released the caged beast inside.
And soon I no longer needed to hide,
After you saved my poor thrice.
But though now words we now are unable to say,
Know this I am with you every step of your way.

haha. more emo poems. heheheh. aah. seminary is eending. cant believe it. i dont want it to end. (holiday seminary that is) well, at least there is a dance to look forward too! WHEEEE!

haha. open house is oveer and my legs are tireeed. but it was quite good. maany ppl came. so seminary tomorrow! cant wait! haha. going for breakfast in the morning before rushing to school. haha. eh jac! the poem not call emo. called....ROMANCE! haha. nicer name. XP k then maxine can now infer, haha, that the poem is relating to myself. haha. anyway some open house pics! as in njc open house not church open house.



yeaah. haha. press THERE for P.O.I (ask a debater what that means) haha. presspress. haha. k father say i hv to go so i hv to goo. byeee! and keep your sunny side up y'all!

Its the time for emo poems! will post smth more lively soometime soon. haha
Just don't know why,
i cant look into her eyes.
Cant seem to talk to her,
with much life.
Not that we arent friends.
i want to be more.
But somehow our relationship just doesnt score.

LOOK HERE! THE BLOG ISNT DEAD! haha. kays, YC is OFFICIALLY over. i just can hardly beleive it! the service project on saturday was the bomb...although only 3 people from toa payoh ward went for it....growl. have to really thank the leaders for their help though. brother yow, sister jonabel and sister eve, who came up with 4 of the games. (: so we are back to school. dont know why but i have been having a shorter fuse in school. not good. loose my temper tooo easily these days. so just dont push me yar people?

in a state of confusion

haha. i got the triathlon pictures! yeah. haha.
long holidays this weeek. haha. anyway, ward talent night was COOOOL. haha. real fun and nice. haha. ahh. so many projects to dooo. this is crazy! ah. i think i will probably go out somewhere during the week. haha. who wants ta go out! (: haha.
COME FOR YC SERVICE PROJECT!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL THOSE HAVING PRELIMS (:

i feel so stupid. haha. i thought there was mutual on friday so i went all the way to orchard mrt where i called casey to ask him where was he then i got to know that mutual was CANCELLED. haha. madness! so anyway, had triathlon yesterday and that was rather crazy too. haha. didnt really clock in a good timing. havent been swimming for too long. haha. then i pushed myself for the bike, well at least i pushed a lil bit then got cramps during the run because of that. the fact that it started pouring during the run did'nt help at all btw. haha. though it was rather nice running in the rain. haha. but despite the fact that i was really tired, i still managed to pose for the many cameras scattered around. haha. no la joking. i did'nt pose. haha. but i was photographed though. haha. will post the pictures up sometime. haha. met my old barker friend at bishop's house on saturday. had absolutely NO idea that he was bishop's grand-nephew. haha. quite cool huh?

mutual on friday was a BOMB! haha. really gotta start working on my scripture mastery though. haha.

come on man! tell me that boy is cute! haha. i am SO refering to myself.
haha. anyway, that is a little kindergarden boy that i looked after and played with during racial harmony day when he came to njc to visit. haha. i taught him how to use the chopsticks! haha. he was uber cute. heheh.
results are back. haha. i did ok...better than last term at least. ha. well anything can be better than last term. haha.
this cannot go on. it must end!

so! you still want to get that piercing? heheh

anyway, if you cant tell yet i am getting SUUUPER lame so i shall post these SUUUPER funny cartoons everytime i blog. haha. ok. church is way cool man. i love it and the ppl there. (: then theres seminary tomorrow. haha. and results too. quite nervous. haha hope i do well! haha. so anyway, sang next to bishop today in church and my! what a HORRENDOUS experience. haha. so loud and off occassionally and his pronunciation is like cao good la! haha. but church is fun. (:

i really cannot continue in this manner

This is a nono. haha

haha. okok! i am blogging!
I know you tried fried bananas before. you know goreng pisang, but have you ever tried fried rambutans? haha. TRUST ME. haha. they taste so much better. haha. i just came back from OBS and i am like chao da...as in fried and burnt. haha. all black and peeling. (finefine peeling like a banana) haha. but yeah peeling. still, OBS was way cool. round island kayaking for 7hours was like wah! blowyourmindaway tiring. then the next day was a round island HIKE for another 7hours with a 17kg backpack? haha. and that was like breakyourlegsandbacks tiring. haha. but it was fun. during the hike, and well many other times, i went H-I-G-H and started singing like mad. haha. as in seriously like mad. haha. went totally craazy! then also did some log climbing thingy where you had to climb up 20metres. that was scary. haha. shiv-vers. haha. was quite fun.

then today in church, Pres. Chen told shared quite a coolio article from some american newspaper. it goes:
If all the men in the world bcame Mormons, Starbucks, Coffee Bean and pubs would all go out of buissness.
They don't listen to hiop-hop, don't dance, don't go out with girls and don't hang out at the beach
They don't smoke and don't drink. The closest thing to alcohol that they have ever tasted is.....LISTERENE!
In their modest apartments they have hang-ups on the wall but hey are of Jesus and not of Brittney Spears.

haha. or well, at least he said something like that. not word for word. haha. but cool yeah? haha!

haha. went for the national stadium's clsing ceremony yesterday. haha. was way cool. saw the old legends play. man can those 60 year old uncles run man. haha. and our old singapore goalkeeper with the big round tummy did a nice diving save. haha. the autrialia vs singapore match was hotter though. haha.but austrialia gave like sooo many chances. haha. then there were REAL cool fireworks. i will upload some pictures of it some other time. still have too back for OBS. haha. i think i m gonna get chao da (as in burnt, haha) after OBS. haha. i want the obs polo-t!!! haha. then there is gonna be a stake talentnite on saturday!

dont feel like blogging leh. haha. i went to woodlands ward today! haha. was F-U-N. haha. interview today was ok. dont think i will get in though. sigh...

the last day of the holiday seminary has ended! WAIL!!! today was quite funny. stayed back today for a while. was initially watching some ppl play Risk, and listening to some rather amusing conversations.

kandace: why do everyone say that i am retarded. wenjie you are a nice guy (and here i smile to myself XP haha.) am i retarded? no right?
wenjie: eh...i better not say anything then...

well i mean its quite mean to tell someone straight that she is retarded right? haha. but i am a nice guy so i shall say that KANDACE IS NOT RETARDED (: see! i am a nice guy! XD

then later we, meaning casey and i, helped trent to film his physics video. and guess what his video was about? paper aeroplanes. haha. like what?! but yeah. paper aeroplanes. i dont know if i can go for the dance tomorrow. i kinda need to study so ya. you know. ya. hiaz. we shall see...

to make myself look intelligent, hahaha, i shall post a chim quote that i just copied from the net.

"Some are Born Great... and Some Have Greatness Thrust upon Them"

if this whole post doesnt make sense, thats good! haha. means i am so intelligent that i can confuse you. haha.
i am just feeling bored...

The new and old me! (:

yay! haha. dance is on friday! tiring though, gonna have classes on thursday night and friday morning. cant wait for friday evening!!! stayed up late yesterday. lay on the ledge next to my window and looked at the beautiful night sky. guess why! haha. not telling you coz i asked you to guess. seminary today GREAT as usual. haha. wong feng is funny. haha. everybody is so funny. haha. what am i talking about. haha. i am like the best. haha. played games in church as usual and i got 1st!!! haha. first to get wiped off the board in Risk i mean. haha. so the exams is coming. whoosh. feel very confident to do well in my England, China, chem and physics and MI (which is logic by the way. yar. study logic. like they think we are what! retarded or smth?!). then feel QUITE confident for the 2 maths and bio. mhmm. pressure man.
haha. i just realised i got so many nicknames. haha. i am "lazy bulldog"haha, "thirsty hippo" (courtersy of barker), bakerboy (tks to the wonderful clerks at njc who typed in the register that i was from acs baker and noy barker), and....ok the game is up...i am...RAMBU! i was thinking to wait till the next yc before letting it out but that is a REAL long time so there. haha. oh yar. i am also known as the HAHA KING. hahahaha. guess why. betcha cant. haha XP (well of coz in my class i am known, was known, aiya ____ known as class gentleman, am i right? uh...mgs girl, and like sonemore that i cant remember.) haha. but i like Rambu. coz my name is tan. RAMBUtan. my sis, also tan. she is AFGHANIStan. my brother also tan. but he, PAKIStan. haha. ok i realise this is real lame. haha. eh but pls! AFGHANIS and PAKIS are not my siblings' nicknames so dont call them that. haha. only my RAMBU is real. haha. i like RAMBUtans (: they are nice and sweet! dont you like him, *cough*, i mean them too? XP haha

right. so back again. i dont know. really feel a lil awkward. funny conflicting feelings inside. like...aiya. dont know how to explain. yearning to just SHOUT IT OUT and LET IT OUT! just wanna talk...cannot, as in really, cannot get emo now. its like gonna be the exams. hiaz
looking forward to seminary everyday man! some ppl will know why. gotta enjoy it while it lasts. (:
post yc dance on friday. cant wait. yc was nice. still cant forget it. really hv to thank every1 in the committee and all friends who helped LOADS giving support. MAN! i just realised that i forgot to thank the leaders during the testimony meeting soo...THANK YOU LEADERS! (although you probably wont be reading this).
so missed quite alot of things today. was supposed to go movie but didnt. was supposed to go to watch singapore open but didnt. so many thingas missed out. sieze the day man...sieze the day.
really feeling awkward. why must something always happen to my social circle RIGHT before the exams? gotta study

my life is in a mess,
my head is spinning,
my heart is crying,
emotions are raging.
i am confused,
i am lost,
i am holding on to the strand of hope,
knowing i must not stray from the path that i should take.
keep the focus in sight,
the goal in mind.
do not complicate matters.

yeah man. parker lam the pro man. top for 50m breaststroke. totally imbare. haha. like 29sec. whoosh. so today was really rather fun. after sem just lazed around talking here, watching there. then went to take train to sports school with wong feng, kandace, casey, and ben. haha. was quite nice today. you know i think i changed a lot. more open. (stupid too maybe.) but still a bit of my reserved self left. but dunno really. who should i be. more open, or my old quiet self that i occasionally find myself missing my old self. gotta log of now. will continue next time (:

confused....

told you i would not be able to keep this up. my blog is dying already. haha. SOMEBODY! ADMINISTER CPR NOW!!! QUICK! haha. right lame... -.-"
hmm. got into DEP. mhmm. got interview. scared. haha. man whats up with all these short sentences. pheww. i was supposed to be studyin during the hols. have been doing that but i am still scared stiff.
last week of hols. treasure it.

mass calling people who want to go for movie! i have a movie ticket and i need to use it. haha

eh, this pictures is really taken by uh. some1 ok! real one. not cope 1. haha

oh no! the tower is falling! HELP!!!!!
HAHA

rite yc is over. SO FAST!!! and i still have so many pictures to upload. vietnam pictures, yc pictures, random pictures. haha. yc was way fun. haha. and yeah, pre-yc too. haha
pre-yc was like and amazing race game around singapore. haha. like loads of walking but huge fun. then yc. the best thing was the dance man. best that i have gone for so far...although i have only gone for what, 3? haha. then there was the morning hostage activity. pull 1 person per group out at 4am and every1 else got woken up and had to find them. i was the hostage (: not that i am lazy, but i kneww the answers to the qns already. haha. so there. rawr i think that is really about it. cant think of anything else. oh at the dinner table the iths, casey, jc, parker and a few others played some IQ game thingy. haha. u cant blame me for being the slowest man, i didnt get anything at all. haha.

well for a lame joke, this is part 1:
you are stuck in a room with two halves of an orange that you wanted to eat. The tap is spoilt and the water is running. the room is flooding and you need to get out in five minutes. the door is locked and there is no window. how do you get out!!!


well uh, you have two halves of an orange. put them together and now that you have a whole (i mean hole. haha), walk out! haha. okok. i know lame.

yay! yc is coming! by the time you read this it will probably be happening already though. i will thank evr1 when its over though. haha. but it'll be great. haha. yeah.

aint this pic nice? haha. guess who took it. haha

XP i am in vietnam now. somehow theres this nagging feeling in my head coz i am missing yc meeting? but oh well....anyway, just to assure EVERYBODY. i am NOT, boldunderlineitalicsflashingingWHATEVER, in any scandal. nuh-duh-uh-duh. haha. nono. just in a dilema(: haha. i am not 16 yet man! and TEMPLE MARRIAGE(: so there. haha. ok more lame jokes!!! haha. its a series

I knew a gurl (fine la...guy also can) that was so stupid that.......

she called me to get my phone numbershe called my house to ask where was I
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved out of her house.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

haha. silly women. oops!
hiaz. really. whats up with me? temple marriage......

okie...dramafest is over. dunno if that is good or bad. mhmm...i am in a dilema. what to do. should i put everything behind me? give it up? forget it? or should i chase the dream i know i can never reach. maybe its just a dream and we are not meant to be? but i cant forget. i cant let go. i cant give up. cant put her behind me. see her almost everyday. the smile on her face. just melts my heart away >< dilema all the way......forget!!!
well! at least yc is going well. haha. 2 more weeks babayeee! haha. everybody must come ah! pls...haha...
and hols coming soon. that means ass week is coming closer!!! rawr! study! haha. and to those O LVL PPL! go study too! must!!! (: you can do it!
gan-ba-"cha"! (cha=tea=teh) haha (: you know who you are

i am NOT getting emo. haha!

haha. this is real quick coz its not exactly allowed. haha. i am blogging in school. haha. anyway, decided to go for drama still. although feeling like crap. haha. looking back though i realise that my description in the previous post sucks. haha. a "choking flu"??? haha. i believe it has grown hands and have started to strangle me. haha.

mothers day dinner and dance party TOTALLY ROCKED! haha. i didnt do much though.
DIDNT take part in the dance show.
DIDNT help in the cooking.
DIDNT help to decorate
BUT DID help to serve the drinks (continuously)...aand drink it too. haha
hey i came for the free food man! haha.
whoosh...dramafest is coming...this saturday. come guys, pls (: *cute face* haha. hope that helps XP. haha. its a once in a lifetime thing. so anyway, its coming and what a better time to fall ill. having a killer headache, a choking flu, irritating cough, disorientating giddy head, throbbing heart. and just HAD to cough out blood. what can be better. haha. but oh well.
anyway, just HAVE to thank lj. thank you for supporting me soo much. thank you for encouraging me soo much. thank you for comforting me soo much. thank you soo much for your concern. thank you soo much for ALWAYS BEING THERE! (:
and thank you every1 else too who have given me so much support(:

just crazy about yOU.....

haha. ok i just realised i have'nt blogged for really long. haha.
hmm many changes hv taken place. but anyway, to make up for the long absence of post, i shall write longer this time. haha. got so many funny things happening...haha. 1st joke:

5 FACTS on EARTH!!

1st FACT: you cant touch all your teeth using your tongue...

2nd FACT: after reading this all fools will try it...

3rd FACT: now you will smile cause you're a fool...

4th FACT: now you wanna fool your friends..

5th FACT: FACT 1 is false =)

(6th fact: I got fooled thats why I am fooling you now! haha)

2nd Joke:

haha. okok. that was taken frm my class blog. haha. this is really getting lame.

more jokes next time. yeah man things are going along great! yc is moving well! things are so cool!

haha. and yes, come for drama night ppl! pls come (: can chill out for lyk 2hrs and come watch me. haha. take a break take a KINDER BUENO. haha. XP

Happy Easter all!!!
ok well, after quite a long break i m back...well, looks like we are all suffering from confidence problems one way or another...really tks so much ppl for the support n encouragement u have given me...*sob*...i m crying! really! not pretending. *choked laughter*. really very touched (: so its my turn now. u guys are really the GREATEST BUNCH OF DUDES EVER!!! so lucky to have great friends like you! so barker has gotten into the semis against sn. hope they win...

youth standard night coming, yc too...study!!!

bang! i just got shot. we lost to st nicks. well, nothing we could hv done bout it anyway. the adjudicators didnt like our whole stance and because of that they didnt like our substantive and rebuttals. so nothing we could have done to win. but yes, it was a good run. dissappointing to crash out due to screwed adjudicators (to me) but oh well, life sucks. tk you all seniors for helping me so so much! well sad really.
happy birthday march babies! haha. i just recieved a piece of great new. to remain a secret. haha!
depressed yet happy...

okok. so i am back blogging after dunno how long. haha. so drama has been quite fine. AMBARESSING. but fine. gotta do loads of YUCKSS!!! stuff. haha. but its quite ok. took a family portrait with my drama family XP. will post it up if i can find it. haha. went to orchard to search for birthday presents! haha. still need ta finish makking the card too! haha. debates coming this friday. against st nicks ><...quite a beat-able team but not gonna take chances and not gonna be over-confident. i mean they are good but we should be able to match them. gonna be quite interesting. yup. so calling all ppl to watch the debate this friday! church today was quite fun. haha. as always. haha. sch starts again tomorrow ): schs fun but its the homework part that puts me off. haha. yup. so much outstanding stuff.

such a friend but just cant look you in the face...

haha. today was kinda funny. haha. oh wait wait! haha. gotta apologise 1st. (: sorry kandace and evry1 else for having to log off halfway through the convo on sunday (i wont blush this time. lol). me papa wanted to sleep so i had to stop using the com XP my bad! anyways, went to Bukit Merah Sec to do a public speaking workshop. and the children there thought i was 17years old~!!! tell me i dont look THAT old...come on...tell me that...haha. wait actually they arent really children. they are the same age as me. haha. sec 3. haha. they are real funny. haha. some talk too much, some dont talk at all. haha. quite creepy also. one of them started telling me bout an arguement that he had with his teacher. so scary. *shivers
looking forward to tomorrow! haha. although i just realised that i have loads of work to complete. haha. last thing...ppl, come play soccer! nj ppl! helloo! reply to the call!

yay! we won crescent! joy and jubilation! iif we win the next 1 then we bao do go into quaters. next round is at barker. haha. cool yar. haha. dance was nice. decor and music was awesome. haha. crap this week is gonna be buzybuzybuzy! enjoy urself at KL liz! haha

I M FEELING DOTTY!
haha. i learnt a few new jokes from my fren. haha. Guess wad sex, boy or girl, these objectss best represent:
1) A MRT Train
Ans: A guy! It always uses the same pick up lines. haha. get it?
2) An Owl Glass
Ans: Female...Over time all the weight shifts to the bottom XD
3) Kidneys
Ans: Female! haha. coz they always go toilet in pairs. haha.

ya finally exam is over! debate competition here again (: i m real angry. i was pulled out from adjudicating this sat just to attend a stupid drama rehersal. urgh! so crapped up! breathe in....breathe out....chill....gotta do debates now! oh yes guys i need some help with some surveys!

ok. i have officially given up trying to change the skin. so i will keep it at that. haha. i messed up my test today big time. i can confirm that i have failed math coz i didnt finish the paper. okie. gotta mug now.

waiting for the blogskin saviour to help me...

haha. i still dunno how to change the skin. haha. gonna try now. anyways, ass week starts tomorrow! and life is so crap. haha. i havent study for tests at all, i ambaressed myself at the inter class drama comp. haha. omg.haha. dunno wad to do. studies troubling me the most. oh mann. haha. yay! jg's this week again(: n i m adjudicating at ntu invites. so cool ritee? haha. okok. i m gonna figure out how to change skin now. haha.

wait some lame jokes. when i m hitting your head, which will hurt more? A steel rod or a wooden rod?
haha. your head!

yay! haha. my birthday has passed. XP haha. got some stuff frm LJ! haha. quite a pleasent bday. got a new wallent frm sis too. ultra cool. haha. i m lyk super dead. got loads of projects to do and have not even started. assesment week is in a week's time and i have not started bugging. omg. haha. here are some pics i took at sentosa on i dunno wad day. haha

haha. relax this is not sentosa.haha

tilt your head. yes thats right. haha. still not sentosa yet.
multiple proposals. haha
twis! or is it world peace? haha.
YMCA! haha. u see? we r making a C! haha
on top of the merlion
he's strong. haha. this was museum. haha

anyway, jg's score sheet is out. i did really badly. the worst score that i ever got! haha. but seniors did well! and the team did well in the end so i m so happy! haha.

happy birthday to you. my this blog is new! haha. hope i can keep it updated always. haha. church today was wayway cool anyway. fireside was greaaat! loved Elder Jeffrey R Holland's talk. haha. hes so funny! haha. aww man. sch starts again tomorrow. got 2 projects due on monday and have not even started on it. 1 project due by friday and 2 more by next week. I am so so dead. aack! but sch's quite ok and seminary's awesome. so life is noot THAT bad after all. that means its bad but not "gonna die" bad. haha. wad m i talkin about. getting cranky ( :